That is why you need to do a Pirate/Ninja Fluxx deck. Tap into that internet meme and if people combine it with Zombie Fluxx... well good things can happen :D.
Pirate Fluxx has been suggested a number of times, however Pirates are like
Zombies (and unlike Martians) in that I don't really know enough about them
to create a whole game around them. At least, not yet... :)
Ora, lege, lege, lege, relege, labora et invenies.