Jeremy L. wrote: > the final one (much younger than the rest) said that he asked for it > for Christmas, but his Mom thought it had something to do with beer > and refused. Ah yes, the Beer Volcano. Many devout Pastfarians believe that since the Beer Volcano is an aspect of the heaven promised to us by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may you be touched by his noodly appendage) that any attempt to experience this wonder on Earth (like entering a terrestrial strip club when an entire Stripper Factory awaits us in the afterlife) is a sacrilege. Does this child dress entirely in Pirate regalia? If so, he may be part of an Orthodox FSM family. Please assure his mother that it be a good game about acquisition, nefarious plotting, and the reduction of global warming; and that either no beverages at all or only good wholesome beverages like rum are consumed while playing. For more information - http://www.venganza.org/ -- Elliott C. "Eeyore" Evans eeyore@xxxxxxxx