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RE: [Icehouse] Marketing (was: What about Volcano?)

  • From"Elliott C. Evans" <eeyore@xxxxxxxx>
  • DateMon, 27 Feb 2006 07:46:25 -0800 (PST)
Jeremy L. wrote:
> the final one (much younger than the rest) said that he asked for it
> for Christmas, but his Mom thought it had something to do with beer
> and refused.

Ah yes, the Beer Volcano. Many devout Pastfarians believe that since
the Beer Volcano is an aspect of the heaven promised to us by the
Flying Spaghetti Monster (may you be touched by his noodly appendage)
that any attempt to experience this wonder on Earth (like entering a
terrestrial strip club when an entire Stripper Factory awaits us in
the afterlife) is a sacrilege.

Does this child dress entirely in Pirate regalia? If so, he may be
part of an Orthodox FSM family. Please assure his mother that it be
a good game about acquisition, nefarious plotting, and the reduction
of global warming; and that either no beverages at all or only good
wholesome beverages like rum are consumed while playing.

For more information - http://www.venganza.org/

Elliott C. "Eeyore" Evans